I carry a pebble with me to throw at people who start Christmas stuff in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock.
CLEANING TIP- When cleaning windows or other glass products, you can apply orange juice to particularly grimy spots. This does not work however.
life lately
“Kids! We’re having sundaes for dinner!”
-me, being the change I want to see in the world
“are they real” i mean yeah they’re right there
“the best laid plans of mice & men oft go astray” sure but i bet mice are bringing down the average
>looking for a crisp fall day
>ask mother nature if it’s a hot 60° or a cool 60°
>she laughs and says “it’s a good 60°”
>throw on cozy fall outfit
>it’s a hot 60°
Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one
got too drunk in the vietnamese restaurant last night, they said i can never go back. they banh mi
there is no sex i lied you are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes w me
getting seasonal up in here
I miss childhood because my back didn’t hurt and I didn’t have to make dinner every night
