Bear
Absolutely Stockholm Syndromed into liking Frozen 2. This movie is a MESS but now I’ve seen it roughly 12 times and I love it. Every Disney movie should have 7 plots that have almost nothing to do with each other.
don’t message me unless you have this energy
Supermassive Black Hole
Or what others call pizza night
God sends his most incorrect food & drink orders to his most conflict avoidant soldiers
It’s crazy that we get one toothbrush as a kid and we have to use it once a week for the rest of our lives.
Don’t worry, if your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it
#OneLiner
I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.
My husband just walked in the bedroom and said “love of my life look alike contest… you already won” lmfao
Today I’m going to give it my almost
