the girlies are turning into genghis khan
today at work this lady said “it’s too bad you don’t have a tip jar. i wanted to leave you guys a tip” i said we do have a tip jar and pointed to it and she said “oh…” and walked away 😭
So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water until I read it backwards…
Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake
Walking home and massively drunk after a rubbish party, my life not the best it’s ever been, when a dog barked at me from someone’s garden, I barked back and ended up in a blazing row with it, all in dog language. God knows what its owners must’ve thought.
The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up
Get this comic as a limited edition art print, signed by both artists, printed on archival Bamboo Giclée paper from Hahnemühle.
Let’s Go
I got tricked into going for a 10 mile hike for a waterfall that ended up being 2 feet tall. Don’t talk to me.
I carry a pebble with me to throw at people who start Christmas stuff in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock.