China are probably making all the medals anyway.
If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?
Moms, teach your sons to mind their manners, cook a decent meal & look for inner beauty.nnDads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch.
Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I’m a crumb.
If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that’s still a sports injury, right?
Life was simpler when photo albums were books containing pleasant family snaps and not digital online librarys of me puking in a shoe.
Report – Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year.
I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.
There’s no recipe in this world that raisins can’t ruin.
This no more tears shampoo sucks. I’ve been feeding it to my friends kid and he’s still crying. nnnnMust be doing something wrong.