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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
we must combat the global scourge of underage baking
If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.
Hermit crabs fact: They can be got rid of with a special shampoo but hermits are often too reclusive to visit the pharmacy.
I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
(Playing an online game with my My 10yr old where you get a theme and decade to recreate)
10: Okay, you got Hollywood annnd the 1950s.
Me: Fun! I love that.
10: You were alive then, right?
Me: This isn’t fun anymore. 😂
So when rioters are just practicing the rioting do they use Molotov mocktails?
The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.
The rain is falling sideways here right now and the biting wind is freezing. Margo from catering has been staring through the window for the past hour, absolutely transfixed. I should probably unlock the door and let her in.
#StormAshley
I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???