*glances up from GameBoy*
SO ANYWAYS THIS IS THE FIRST DATE I’VE BEEN ON IN A WHILE, HOW ‘BOUT YOU?
So apparently if your iPhone tries to electrocute you, Apple support doesn’t know what to do except say “oh that’s a problem” and pass you up the support chain until you reach the person who feels comfortable putting you on hold for a year. It’s fine. I have all night. 🤯
I just really think bacon should be called “fry”con
My boss: did…you make this powerpoint on company time.
Now that Halloween is over I would like to re-home my poltergeist.
Pros:
Ethically sourced
Fairly quiet
Keeps to itselfCons:
Leaves all cabinet doors open
Eats all the food
May not be a poltergeist and might just be a teenager.
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.
I’ll never buy an electric guitar. Only gas guitars for me thank you very much.
Please keep my boyfriend in your thoughts; we’ve entered the part of our relationship where friends who got together after us have started getting engaged.
There are at least 5 bearded guys on here that I think I’m only following because I thought they were the same person.
Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while i chew. you make an excellent point, food.
If I try to film something outside, every person that owns a leaf blower within 10 miles is alerted via text.
Forty-three-year-old bodies be like you didn’t workout yesterday and now you’ve gained 35 pounds.
You won’t find his name in the history books, but my dad piloted many of NASA’s early experimental cafeteria test salad programs—a number of which introduced some pretty radical salad-propulsion designs for the time.
Being good at customer service is essentially jingling keys in the face of adults.
Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.
blade runner wouldn’t drive anything bc then he’d be blade driver y’all are so stupid.