plotting how to eat every deviled egg on thanksgiving without anybody noticing
“What are you going to wear today?”
Sunscreen and the weight of everyone else’s expectations.
A decision was made here.
The word Ohio looks like a tractor
Hey everyone, power is back after a week of Groundhog Day! I am so happy I don’t know whether to shit or go blind. I don’t have a clue what that means but Grandma used to say it!
Me at 7pm:
lol what’s this, a reality show about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, I bet that’s so dumbMe at 11pm:
IF KAYLEIGH-ANNE TIGHTENS UP THOSE JUMP-SPLITS SHE’S A SHOO-IN FOR 3RD GROUP LEADER
I just lived without power for 6 straight days. Hurricane Helene tricked me into camping for a week and I am not amused.
Person: I really DO want your honest advice
Me: NO you don’t
P: I DO
Me: I’m your friend. What I think doesn’t matter. He’s your husband. Sit down like 2 grown ass adults & have a conversation. Tell HIM not me & y’all work it out
P: *pause* Um, what’s your less honest advice?
Spotted in the wild
When I take a minute to focus on my own life.
Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing
Call me old-fashioned, but I thought we’d pretty much sorted the design of the cup.