I saw some guy got arrested when he tried to steal two salamis by sticking them in his pants. I bet if he had only stolen one, he might have gotten away with it.
Yoh, my Uber driver is such a yapper and I have ran out of “ yeahs” 😭😭😭
Okay, he’s ricocheted off a few buildings, but he seems fine now.
“I swear to God I will turn this car around”
Jake Paul will have to watch Mike Tyson closely. He will be trying to punch him
Message from teachers: no clubs this week
Message from club coordinator: no clubs this week
Email AND text message from school: no clubs this week
School electronic sign: no clubs this week
Number of parents who asked if there were clubs this week: not zero
imagine getting destroyed like this
I fucking love Gary Larson so much
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don’t know the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
i still think about this 10yr old post a lot
