95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a mcdonalds down there
When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”
The One that Got Away… a memoir of a french fry lost in a crevice beside the driver’s seat and the aroma that made it impossible to forget.
Kicked it off with someone at the store, talked about how hard it is to make friends as adults and we both wish it was like when we were kids and you could just ask someone to be your friend, said “well it was nice to meet you!” turned around and drove home
(from the bottom of a well) is this the trap
Like sleeping!
Ah 1994, I remember it like it was thirty years ago.
*starts crying*
I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.
you can’t prove that threatening a toilet doesn’t work
It just seems like one would see a lot more data while flying through the clouds.
Playing Silent Hill and honestly there’s a fair amount of noise in this game.
The Universe can have my atoms back.
I don’t want them anymore.