I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed.
Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun.
From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings
kicked out of church. I yelled “YEAH WE “HAVE A MARIA”, SHE’S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD”. mustve gotten too close 2 the truth
My dealer said he’ll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We’re gonna watch a movie!
I’m always there for my friends when I need them.
My ex’s ex and my left hand are dating.
I’ve reached the point of laziness where even laying around has become too much for me to handle.
Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.
Twitter is the new flypaper.