@TEXASVETERAN
I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed.
@Shadez
Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun.
@CabetoMejia
From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings
@hell_homer
kicked out of church. I yelled “YEAH WE “HAVE A MARIA”, SHE’S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD”. mustve gotten too close 2 the truth
@ImHopel3ss
My dealer said he’ll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We’re gonna watch a movie!
@TEXASVETERAN
I’m always there for my friends when I need them.
@PimpleEye
My ex’s ex and my left hand are dating.
@C_J_Commode
I’ve reached the point of laziness where even laying around has become too much for me to handle.
@burntmybagel
Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.
@Hormonella
Twitter is the new flypaper.