I know people don’t like when I get political, but if you’re going to vote, it should be during an election.
It’s Open Mike Night at the autopsy lab.
money maker
you never know what burdens people are dealing with
Thank you to the army of faceless accounts boosting my content
Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.
We all like to think we’re smart. Idk why I’ll click and make sure the car is locked just to see the lights go on 2-3x.
Extra lockiness.
Come closer…..and let me just rest this pillow on your face.
We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up
Thanks to my fear of the Duolingo owl, I’ve been practicing my French for 300 days!
host: name a famous tattoo artist
me: *buzzing in* abraham inkin
i hope all the people who have me blocked because i annoy them are mad as hell they have to read this shit again. hi.
Fun fact of the day: Hugh Hefner took so much viagra in his lifetime that his coffin lid still hasn’t closed all the way.
all of the other names pharrell tried to become known by are so bad it’s almost impressive
