My two-year old twin nephews are the proverbial bundles of energy. And on bath night they’re clean energy.
Has anyone thought of putting together a montage of celebrities singing Imagine to help get us through these economically challenging times
would be a terrible security guard. too easily bribed. I’d be out there saying “and these potato chips you offer, are they flavoured?”
If I don’t cause an explosion when I’m cremated my life has been a total waste.
I love reading replies to long-deleted tweets and comments and trying to piece together the original context like some kind of twitter archaeologist
middle school in the ’90s
Ya’ll ok with me grating a lil bit of my finger into this cheese for the casserole? Too late.
Season 1: Pride
Season 2: Prejudice
Season 3a: Pride and
Season 3b: [cancelled]
Thanked a rival dad at the neighborhood chili cook off for making his mild so my kids could have some.
I’m concerned about the environmental impact of driverless cabs. A greener option is a riderless bicycle. I’ve already got one of those in my shed.
I’d easily survive every Nightmare on Elm Street movie because every time Freddy would come to kill me I’d wake up because I have to pee.
Teslas don’t have “New Car” smell…
They have an Elon Musk.