@sarcasticmommy4: Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money.
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@Divergentmama: My daughter is refusing to eat anything but nachos. And I'm a good mom and will give her what she wants: Nacho phone Nacho allowance Nacho ride to your friend's house
@eff_yeah_steph: My mom found a Barbie Dreamhouse at a garage sale when I was a kid, but all the stickers were ripped off so I drew on appliances and wallpaper. Debbie, down the street, called it Barbie Crackhouse and now she wants to be my friend on Facebook? Ha!
@Darlainky: At what point do they stop replacing the wobbly wheels and just send the shopping cart off to live on the farm?
@Slims_Ramblings: "Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?