Parenting styles often relax as you have more kids. For example my 1st born ate only all-natural, organic food. My 2nd eats broken glass.

You Might Also Like


I wonder if the username “That Cab” is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow “That Cab”


[brain surgery]

SURGEON (secretly a zombie): fork


SURGEON: …over that scalpel


Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her.


Growing up was certainly the stupidest idea I had as a child.


Blows you, kisses

See proper punctuation is important


I’m not saying I got lost, but a search party did find me on the wrong mountain.


Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?


No thanks Ice Bar. If anyone wants to get me inside a freezer they’re gonna have to murder me first.


I just Googled “cool new rare diseases.”