@The_Troy_Show: Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
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@Adar79Angie: When the girl working the counter says "would you like fries with that?" say.."are you calling me fat??" then burst into tears. Free meal.
@TheTweetOfGod: Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.
@famoushorse: customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS