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@The_Troy_Show: Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
@JenAshleyWright: Oh you "like women?" Cool, name three of their early works.
@djr_102: My sister just had a baby and she seems to have forgotten all about my problems.
@furrrizzle: People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them.
@GrantTanaka: As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself "What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"
@Coolisiana: I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on