It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
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If anyone needs help communicating with their teen daughter,
I am officially fluent in sigh.
Ok 1st off, who exactly is “we” in “we have to go on a diet”, and more importantly, why is there salad on the plate where my food should be.
Just havin’ brunch on my balcony, shootin’ down drones. They’re gettin’ crafty with these drones. The last one looked a lot like a bird. They all did actually. Squawkin’ and whatnot, feathers flyin’ everywhere. Nice try, drones.
Date: Before you I had Brazilian boyfriends
Me: That’s not even a real number
*feels butterflies in his stomach while going on the first date*
– guess I shouldn’t have run through the garden with my mouth open.
What genius named it a “news feed” on Facebook and not “bullshit”?!
I don’t have a drinking problem, I’m very good at it
Look, I don’t have kids, and I’m not a lawyer, but if YOU have kids and could start up a Baby Fight Club and video the results, I really think it would help bring this country together.