@xLiserx: People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?
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@AnkCoupleTO: I tattooed the word "WINNER" on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts
@putyoursisterd1: 12th Law of Nature: If an adult attempts to nap during the day, an equal and opposite adult will turn on a lawn mower.
@DadZZZasleep: Me: 3yo: Me: 3yo: Me: well? 3yo: the DVD player is not for waffles Me: the DVD player is NOT FOR WAFFLES
@mymonsterischic: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT DIRT AND TREES WE ALSO GOT SOME LIZARDS BUT MOSTLY DIRT AND TREES