@mattZillaaaa: People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer
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@PMTheron1: How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
@BunAndLeggings: Me: what number do you call if there's an emergency? 3yo: 21 21 2yo: GHOSTBUSTERS Me: you call 9 1 1 3yo: 21 21 2yo: GHOSTBUSTERS Me: 9 1 1! 3yo: who you gonna call? 2yo: GHOSTBUSTERS Emergency training complete
@WhaJoTalkinBout: customer behind me in line: hey I think your phone is ringing me: oh *declines it* thank you
@ericsshadow: [at a bar] "I'm meeting my friend Dan" big Dan or Dan who's never has money? [door swings open] HEY WHO WANTS TO BUY THEIR BUDDY DAN A DRINK