@pizzajaynow: People who only tweet inspirational stuff are the same people who reminded their school teacher about homework assignments.
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@Parkerlawyer: 6, holding a pic of me pregnant with him, "Why are you SO FAT?" Me, "You're inside my tummy." 6, "That's DISGUSTING." Me, "It gets worse.."
@KimmyMonte: Good cop: Ok relax. We are just gonna ask you a few questions Fashion police: Who are you wearing, you piece of shit?
@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.