@Paxochka: People who say "life doesn't come with a set of instructions" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra.
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@lovemydogduck: Remember, smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
@rockymomax: PILOT: sorry for the delay, everyone. we'll make up some time in the air [1 hr later] PILOT: it is now 67:91 o’clock guys
@Pro_Jones_: Me: Boss our sales are really going updog. Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt.