@Lpbinder: People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
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@Divergentmama: Daughter: next week is spirit week for Homecoming. Me: oh yeah? Daughter: so our class color is red - I want to do something really memorable and different. Any ideas? Me: *thinking of Carrie* hmmm, nothing comes to mind.
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@ramenfuneral: somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman
@EdLatimore: If the only way you can make money with your degree is to become a professor teaching the subject... Then you have--by definition--joined a pyramid scheme.