@SugarMagicSpice
@Spaced_Cowboy00
Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask.
You Might Also Like
@Spaced_Cowboy00
@jordan_stratton
Remember–the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality.
@NickBossRoss
Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?
@Ideal_Victoria
Watching my coworkers split a cupcake three ways was more upsetting than the first time I missed my period.
@lecalabara
Her: Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with? Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
@SamuelHLowe
I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won’t stop crying because I don’t use them.
a:1:{s:7:”retweet”;i:1;}
@ddsmidt
A fight or flight situation.
Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher’s walking towards you with “the look” on her face.
@mrsmith196645
Nothing scares me more than when my husband answers me and I’m left wondering just how much he’s actually been listening.
@Kyle_Raney
Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP