@jonnysun

*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar

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@Kinglrg_

Mom: why aren’t you and your “friend” close anymore?

Me:

@tillygirl3

All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladies

Get their hands stuck

@jonnysun

hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER

@KalvinMacleod

GOD: for this to work, I need them to feel love
CUPID: how about I shoot them through the heart with an arrow?
GOD: ur starting to worry me

@Halbeerz

So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven’t suffered enough.

@Sir_Strange

“No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you.”

– soulmates