*Takes one earbud out*
*Hears kids fighting*
*Puts earbud back in*
Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian’s dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart.
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*hands her paper*
Me: Pronounce that word.
Me: It was nice meeting you.
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Me: All I’m hearing is you last for 8 seconds.
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Now we wait.