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@trojansauce: [pitching a tent]
INVESTOR: this really isn't a new idea
@LosLos__: HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is?
Thor: Hammer time?
HR: Get out.
@datassque: yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
@Mr_Kapowski: It doesn't matter if you can tell an Asian from a African elephant if it's charging you
At that point, it's irrelephant
@TheWeirdWorld: Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom.
@FrenulumBreve: Crocodile: "See ya later alligator."
Alligator: "yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."