I wanted to have sex with Uma Thurman until I saw her toes in Kill Bill.
**Pixar Film Themes Guide**
Toy Story: Jealousy
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“WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?”
Dunno. I’ll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony.
Kids today are so coddled- Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved
“You ask.” “No, you ask!” “Will you please ask?” “Why can’t you ask?” “Fine… Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!”
“Stupid kid fell in the well again.”
-if Lassie had been a cat
*returns copy of “how to stop procrastinating” at high school reunion*
Welcome to my home! No you’re mistaken, it isn’t a mess, it’s just gallery-style so you can see everything we own at once. Watch your step.
Ibuprofen is the new Chiclets for people over 40
[robbing a bank]
I would like to withdraw everything (narrows eyes) illegally
I can raise kids just fine,
but keeping plants alive that
only need to be watered once
a month is apparently
out of my reach.