@EndhooS: Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother.
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@MarisaLange: If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.
@david8hughes: [at ultrasound] Nurse: there it is. There's your baby Me visibly relieved: oh Jesus thank u Wife whispering to nurse: he thought it was bees
@jonnysun: respond to every april fools joke by staring the person directly in the eye and saying “yes, that truly was a fool’s joke”