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@knot_eye: Podiatrists don't use metric.
They only deal with feet.
@caperbc75: First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote "like an onion". Can you clarify?
@GloriaFallon123: If you have scissors for hands, you could probably just introduce yourself as Edward, and let people figure the rest out on their own
@MaraWilson: I’m always surprised how long disco and early ‘80s dance songs are, until I remember cocaine
@jus4golf: You're Twitter famous. Cool, cool.
I won a dodgeball tournament in 3rd grade and I got a real trophy for that.
@GaryJanetti: I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?