Prince Devitt x Low Ki x Kota Ibushi. One of my all time favorite matches. đ„
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We need more insane laws like New Jerseyâs âcanât pump your own gasâ rule. No tying your own shoes in Delaware. Itâs illegal to make your own pancakes in Wyoming. Donât even try to shear your own sheep in Montana. I dare you to blow up your own balloons in Tennessee
Me: *clicks on YouTube video to learn how to do something Iâve never done*
YouTube video: In this 30 minute video-
Me: I can take it from here.
I am âI have to go to bed because my back hurts from sitting on the couchâ years old.
âDid you see that new drama last night?â
âNo?â
âOh youâd love it!â
âWhatâs it called?â
âI canât rememberâ
âWhat channelâs it on?â
âIt was either BBC or ITV, I thinkâ
âWhoâs in it?â
âThat chap who was in the other thing, heâs been in loads of thingsâ
âRight, Iâll check it outâ
A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonaldâs.
Nighttime can be so great when you have insomnia. You can clean up the house, read, watch a movie or even rearrange your old racist neighbors garden knomes to make her think sheâs losing her mind. Iâve really turned into quality âme time.â
Attractive person: Hi.
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?
Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, youâll be banned from Walgreens for life?
Stores today are like, thanks for buying this gum, please tip us 20%, apply for our credit card, and round up to save the children. Also fill out this survey.
i often find myself insisting to my partner that i only have ânormal bag stuffâ in my rucksack and âyes i do need to carry around all those itemsâ, so it pains me to say that today i found an unopened jar of roasted garlic cloves in there
I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS
wife & I started scheduling date night between midnight & 7am, we just sleep the whole time, but at least weâre doing something together
I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream âIs anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!â
lmaaaaaooooooooo
Iâve never played Russian Roulette, but I once left the house without using the bathroom first.
The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.
You girls were right about these yoga pants. I have never been more comfortable eating a bucket of extra crispy.
My kids keep fighting over who gets to fool me next and maybe thatâs the real prank
Monday mornings as a stay-at-home parent are kind of like cleaning up after a massive house party that you werenât even invited to.
If the pandemic has taught us anything, itâs how much we can do with our knuckles and elbows.
I genuinely donât remember making you all this stupid.
3 wishes for when I find a genie:
1. The more I eat the skinnier I get
2. One kid grows up to be a pharmacist
3. Other kid owns a winery
A Short Story.
my cat has the hiccups and heâs trying to lick his own belly and every time he hiccups he looks around like who the hell did that
Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?
My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why âyou were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperorâs new Groove but it was kinda good so I didnât fail youâ so thats how im doing
*slams jug on counter*
Boom! Fresh milk from the neighborâs cows.
Wife: Ummm they donât have cowsâŠthey have Dalmatians.
Always know where the exits are in a crowded theater and your in-laws house.
Wrote âno thank youâ on my jury duty summons and sent it back so I think Iâm in the clear