you say “sitting in your parents’ basement wearing pajamas” like it’s a bad thing
Pro Tip: If you’re searching for Moana You Tube video clips for your kids, DO NOT forget the ‘a’ on the end.
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In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
To find me during an apocalypse just look for the girl trying to finish her noodles while running
Me: I just need some alone time away from the kids
Me: Between 2 and 5
Me: I’ll be back when they’re 6
The national language is Yeet. Your daughter’s fiancé is a YouTuber whose legal name is Landon FTW.
Revere rides a horse saying “The British are Coming”and it’s heroic but I hop a pogo stick naked screaming “look at me”and it’s probation?
BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured.
I don’t see any clouds today so where is your data really stored?