@TheBoydP: Pro tip: Never explain to your wife that it's the washer and dryer that actually does the laundry.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!
@cydbeer: What my husband said: How about you run to Target for cleaning supplies and I’ll hang with the kids What I heard: How about you run to Target alone so you have the freedom to spend this months mortgage payment on unnecessary home decor and a 2020 calendar that you’ll never use
@rasm69: I stepped on a plate of wet cat food this morning so no I don't care about taking off my shoes at the airport