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@UncleDuke1969: Probably just poor graphic design...
Still not gonna drink from it.
@JediGigi: I like Halloween because no one questions the human skulls I keep on my front porch as long as I put candles in them.
@mommajessiec: 6yo: “Mom, Mom! I got to the number 200.”
Me: “Wow! Great job counting.”
6yo: “Thanks, I want to get to 300 stickers on the floor!”
Me: “Wait, what?”
@nerdreign: I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.
@UGotMeRight: You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge.
@carlyken: My son turns 3 in two weeks and has zero interest in potty training. I'm trying one more time and then it'll be his future wife's problem.