@ThugRaccoons: *pronounces woah like Noah*
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@Scimommy: Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
@Marlebean: My husband asked me to put him to sleep with a happy ending... *reads a book "and they lived happily ever after" Mmmm yeah, you like that?
@RobDenBleyker: I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said "Never forget what I'm about to tell you" then some story about corn.