@101Racey: Ran a bath, checked Twitter, flooded Europe.
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@Dadpression: Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
@simoncholland: Store clerk: May I help you? Me: I hope so. Sweetie go get your math homework, this nice woman is going to help us.
@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
@snow_van: Shania Twain marrying her best friend's ex husband after her husband and best friend had an affair is some count of monte cristo level shit