Pro Tip: If you’re searching for Moana You Tube video clips for your kids, DO NOT forget the ‘a’ on the end.
Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?
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Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer.
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Well if you didn’t want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
Apparently I was involved in a class action lawsuit against AT&T. Anyway, I just got a check for $1.33 if anyone wants to party.
Sharks don’t like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention.
I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that’ll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
I’m extremely good at being so close to getting a prediction right.
I’m like an Almostradamus.
In my opinion it’s the aborted fetus’ fault for not carrying a gun for protection
Loan officer: And what is the purpose of your loan, Sir?
Me: Whole Foods. I shop at Whole Foods.