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@dave_cactus: [reading an e-book]
[reading an eeeEeeeeEeeeee-book]
@omgthatspunny: The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
@Brianhopecomedy: 2 year old runs naked down the street.
I run naked down the street.
@UncleDuke1969: Lawrence starts cooking
Lawrence checks Twitter
Lawrence smells smoke
@MsCassieDaniels: A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school.
@noog: *kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?