@aligarchy: recently at a party i overheard someone start a sentence with "i actually remember being born" and i just put down my drink and left
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@anon_mommy: Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to "reconnect". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass
@LostFelicia: My husband asked me to iron a shirt, so to be nice, I went out and bought him the same shirt with no wrinkles.
@behindyourback: The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do.