Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes.

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I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?


*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*


If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it’s considered responsible.

But if you do that with your gf, it’s called “cheating.”


Bald eagles fly at such high elevations to hide their baldness from other, meaner birds. Millennia of adaptive evolution at work.


These people are putting up ‘Lost Parrot’ signs for the sake of their kids, but you’d think they’d place them higher for other birds to see.


Which of these is a deadly virus?
A) Bola
B) Bola
C) Bola
D) Bola
E) Bola


GOOD COP: Tell us what you know

BAD COP: Or we’ll turn up the heat



I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix.


A “clear memory” button, but for my brain.

And while we’re at it, a “delete cookies” button, but for my thighs.


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
[Montage of Humpty picking apples, carving some pumpkins, jumping into piles of raked leaves]