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@Twtercide: Relationship status
Karate chopping hand holding couples' hands apart at the mall
@better_off_dad: I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me.
@Spaziotwat: [Last Supper]
Jesus:"We need 13 chairs please"
Judas:"But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD"
@GavsonNZ: To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke.
My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!
@ChaosMuffet: my 8 year old daughter emails me a lot while I'm at work
@mikeym00n: my doctor asked if it burns when I pee. I said only when it gets in my eyes.