Flavor Flav: do you know what time it is?
Flavor Flav: I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Me: *normal speaking voice* 9.37pm
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Is my iPhone named Freedom?
Do I never pick up phone calls on it?
Also yes, because as an American, I let freedom ring
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I’m serious. That Israeli how he does it.
If my mom had her own music genre it would be heavy meddle.
My conscience is clean.
Alcohol is technically a solvent.
[ordering cous cous] just the one cous for me thanks
Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys
*I open the wrong side of juice carton*
*evil spirit flies out*
Oh, so that’s why they say don’t do that
You forget the J
CHASE: Hi we are calling to check for fraud you spent $40 at 7/11
CHASE: Then you went to Taco Bell at 3am
ME: Are these questions