I’m obsessed with you. Not like peak through your window obsesseHEY I LIKE THAT DRESS WEAR THAT ONE
Remember “pantsing” people in high school… sneaking up behind one of your bros and slipping an extra pair of pants on over his pants
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Jehovah Witnesses are excited because now they Know y’all are gonna be home when they come knocking on the door.
Everybody is a kid of some decade, but “90’s kids” are the only ones who are annoying about it.
SNAKE: im gonna bite you
SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy
SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me?
S: *blushes* well not anymore
Names that sound like Tarzan describing people:
I see you like sex.
*apparently not an acceptable thing to say to a pregnant woman.
Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up.
men r from mars , women r frm venus , neither are capable of reproducton or space travel so species dies out [RECALIBRATE SIMULATION?] <Y/N>
Just because you didn’t say “thank you” doesn’t mean I’m won’t say “you’re welcome.” No need for us both to behave the way you were raised.
QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS:
1. Am I pregnant?
2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?