@BuckyIsotope: Remember the Scooby Doo episode where they put Scooby down and gave Shaggy the death penalty for ripping the face off an innocent person?
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@GorillaNipples1: [after dinner] Me: I can’t eat another bite. Also me: *whimsically eats entire spongebob ice cream cake*
@Test_of_Steron: Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.
@midwestern_ope: The 9 levels of midwestern anger 9. “jesus, mary and, joseph” 8. “Woah woah woah” 7. “Hold your horses” 6. “Jeez Louise” 5. “For Heaven’s sake”” 4. “If I had a nickel for every time” 3. “Well, now wait a minute” 2. “For Pete’s sake” 1. “Listen here pal”http
@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.