@WilliamAder: Remember when we thought "Any kid can grow up to be President" was a good thing?
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@thejayroyal: A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work.