How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
[right before the quest for the holy grail]
king arthur: alright, WHO BROKE MY FAVORITE CUP?
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I’ve had intimate problems all my life. I just can’t get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind.
Shouldn’t it be spelled “Ciclops” with one i?
Nothing says “I m not interested” quite as loudly as showing up for a date
Cooking = 1 hour
Eating = 5 mins
Dishes = 3 days
Don’t open your heart to me. I’ll just put peanut butter in there.
“my dad could beat up your dad”
we’re brothers you idiot
*cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*
My 10 year old son just told me I look nice today so I’m trying to figure out what he broke and where he hid it.