My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister..
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“Hey. Can I call you back? I’m in a middle of something.”
“You said that a week ago.”
“Ya. I’m still working on it.”
No, sweetie. You can’t see the moon with vernaculars.
Email: 48 people have viewed your LinkedIn profile
Me: I still have a LinkedIn profile?
There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings.
Boyfriend planted watermelon seedlings in our garden. I just bought a watermelon to put beside his plant before he wakes up tomorrow.
Man online: You will die childless and alone with your 30 cats.
You aren’t supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently.
He is on that bird call website a lot.
– My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers.