@melpraktis: Safe words are for quitters.
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@_ElvishPresley_: [at the planetarium standing next to a cutie] ME: (pretends hand is telephone) yes hello NASA is my new space rocket ready thanks please
@Chelsea_Elle: So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
@DaddyJew: Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you