@UnFitz: Saw Little Women. Totally misleading title. They stayed normal-sized the whole time. 2 stars.
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@rickkondell: It's nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the dark or wake my dog up thinking he's getting hit by a train.
@bingowings14: [creating the Octopus] Angel: How about a spider in a wetsuit? God: Weird but I like it. Make it edible.
@pixelatedboat: You (dumb, hasn't seen Fight Club): If I buy things I'll be happy Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I'm going to punch someone in a basement
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.