Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win?
“See you later alligator”
“In a whilst crocodile”
-why we fought the British for independence
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[during a huddle in a crucial ice hockey match]
ME: Ok listen up guys
[all the other players look at me]
ME: Is….is anyone else cold?
I want to be a large, Southern black woman who fans herself in church when I grow up.
“Child rearing” sounds like something that’ll get you life in prison.
ME: “I don’t want sex tonight”
Reverse phycology doesn’t work on women.
BISON DAD: good bye, son.
BISON SON: thank you, dad.
My 4yo just came up to me and said “daddy, there are some things you don’t know” and then walked away. I don’t know if I should be offended or frightened.
Why would you chase a waterfall? They don’t move to different spots you know. It’s pretty much just right there.
My husband asked me if I thought deep down that all of this time together was bringing us closer as a family. And then we laughed and laughed.