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@wolfpupy: (sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not
@krautsauce: "If I had a bookstore I'd make the mystery section really hard to find."
@RonHogan: I’m finding it hard to be angry at this guy, to be honest.
@TheRealRHB: So when a cop asks you why you have a handcuff key on your key ring, saying it was his wife's idea will get you a free ride in his cop car
@Eightinchgoat: Everything I know about picking up women, I learned from Pepé Le Pew.
@naazihah: Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas.