@wolfpupy: (sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@WheelTod: [Staring at bedroom ceiling] Her:Don't worry. It happens to every guy Me:Not to me it doesn't! *resumes trying to unscrew lid from pasta jar
@prufrockluvsong: early man: made primitive tools from stone late man: tries to sneak in without his boss noticing
@kirkfox: I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty.