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@Lisabug74
My mom ran over my imaginary friend, Stephanie. I never told my mom because deep down I wanted Stephanie out of my life.
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@Moldy_Jellybean
Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
@rocknthepurple
I don’t know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell.
@HlessHman
When everyone is getting off the zoom call but you’re struggling to find the leave meeting button so then it’s just you and the host
@DaHess1
You say drug dealer.
I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
@nutsaremixed
In Scooby Doo, 2021 they’re not allowed to remove the mask at the end
@jonnysun
SCIENTIST: dont be stressed! some rocks becom diamonds under extreme pressure
ME: wat about the other rocks
SCIENTIST: oh they turn to dust
@Buzzee09
If he stars all your photos that means he’s leaving his wife for you, right?
@ravenswng_
Q: If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?
A: I don’t know. If everyone used the same hypothetical question to demonstrate a point, would you?
@Reverend_Scott
American Horror Story:
Walmart Bathroom